This Is Us

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This is Us

Let’s talk about the Pearsons and why they are the worst and why this is my favorite tv to cry to.

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Surlesque and Lisa’s Angels

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Vanderpump Rules, Season 2, Episodes 5 and 6

This week, we have Carla from There Might Be Cupcakes shooting the shit about how Jax is very good at picking up women, whether or not it’s OK to ask two of your employees to give a lap dance to their boss, and how Kristen has become a permanent member of my List of Things That Scare the Shit Out of Me

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Tooth or Consequences and Branded

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Vanderpump Rules, Season 2, Episodes 1 and 2

Helloooooooooo, season 10 of Bye Pumkin. We’re kicking off this season with Liz Bentley (@bentleyliz2) of Feathers in My Hair and Liz Explains It All. Together we reminisce about serving tables, try to breakdown Scheana’s munchausen, and explore what to do if someone cheats on you three days after your birthday.

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Black. White.

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Black. White. Season 1, Episode 1

content warning: this show contains a lot of the n-word. Like, the actual word. Hard “er,” too. And no, you still can’t say it.

This week, Kara Berry (@KaraBTweets) joins me to fix race relations, question Ice Cube’s sanity, and finally talk about Bruno.

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Rich People Annoy Me/Sur of the Border

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Vanderpump Rules, Season 2, Episodes 9 and 10

This week, I have Naudia (@lovejones90) to discuss some Vanderpump Rules but mostly taking detours into Black Ink Crew, College Hill, and other black programming.

Special appearance by my 6yo son, Monkey. AKA this family’s Jan Brady. AKA my short king because if this kid grows to be over 5ft tall I will be very very shocked. And yes, I’m a hypocrite. I never said I wasn’t, guys. Enjoy!

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Only the Lonely and Rumors

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Vanderpump Rules, Season 2, Episodes 3 and 4

This week, we have gotten Kara Berry of Everyone’s Business But Mine (EBBMpodcast) through threats and blackmail. Together we discuss the attractiveness of all of the cast, Scheana friendworthy-ness, and whether we believe Tom and Ariana are cheater cheater pumpkin eaters.

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How to Fix a Drug Scandal

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How to Fix a Drug Scandal

This week, Stas (@AnastasiaMoore) was good enough to come on the pod after watching 4 hrs of a documentary so we can talk about the war on drugs, how to smoke crack at work, and whether a bald white man from Boston is scary or hot.

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