First Annual Bret’s Mudbowl (with Tomlin)
Lacey’s Story (with Kara Berry)
My 600LB Life, Season 10, Episode 5
Thanks to Jenn for commission this wild ride. Not only did she commission the show, she threw in an extra $20 for Central Texas Food Bank. So this is a win-win-win situation.
Kara and I talk about Lacey Buckingham’s multiple non-journeys to weight loss and along the way we discuss dating online, David and Victoria Beckham, and how to not get left at Texas gas station.
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Riff It Good
Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 4
This week, Princess can smell everything, including the fact that Bret is on some real bullshit. Digressions include Rodeo’s dreams and Heather’s boobs.
There’s also a very long bit about Pam from Urban Cowboy. I’m sorry. Or you’re welcome. I guess it depends on how you feel about that sort of thing.
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Motocross (with Sonia)
Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 3
content warning: sexual assault, domestic violence, miscarriage, suicide
As usual, I have no idea what Sonia (@soniamariesays) and I talked about. I remember some Lil Romeo, Prince, a lot of Janet Jackson, limos, Tori Spelling…and a little Rock of Love. It’s 3hrs long so make sure you stretch before you get into this one!
Note: Just a heads up, I had to rerecord a part of this episode because you could literally hear my children arguing in the background about some bullshit. I would have left it in but they were saying their actual names and other identifiers so I had to cut it out.
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The Pursuit of Porsha
Talk Dirty to Me
Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 2
This week, let’s talk about Rodeo’s horny mom bodybuilder act, Heather being the Queen Pick Me on a show full of women begging to be chosen, and whether Bret Michaels is actually wearing a wig, a weave, or hair plugs.
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Don’t Threaten Me with a Good Time
Real Housewives of Potomac (Season 6) (with Naudia)
The Real Housewives of Potomac (Season 6)
content warning: miscarriage, still birth, child death
This week, we’ve got Naudia (@loves_jones90) on to talk about this season of RHOP. The episode is long and I don’t remember everything we talked about but I do remember we covered Keke Wyatt and Lisa Raye extensively. Enjoy!
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The Last Days of Left Eye
The Last Days of Left Eye
content warning: child abuse, sexual abuse, domestic abuse, self-harm, drug abuse, suicide
This week, let’s be sad about Lisa Left Eye Lopes together.
Thanks to Roe for commissioning this episode. If you’d like to commission a bonus episode, send me an email at hello@byepumkinpodcast.com and let’s talk.
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Homeless: The Motel Kids of Orange County
Homeless: The Motel Kids of Orange County
content warning: child abuse, child neglect, extreme poverty, homelessness
This week, Princess goes back a documentary that chronicles a summer with kids who live in poverty at the steps of Disneyland.
Skip to 38:20 to bypass the chitchat in the beginning.
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Reunion (Part 1 & Part 2)
Mob Wives, Season 2, Episodes 18 & 19
Princess lied last week. THIS is the last episode of Season 8 and it’s all about the reunion. It also happens to be the 100th episode! Thanks to everyone who has continued to support this podcast through thick and thin.
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Omerta
Mob Wives Season 2, Episode 17
content warning: suicide, sexual assault, child abuse
This week, Karen and Drita have a sit down, Big And has a sit down dinner, and Princess tells you what season 9 of Bye Pumkin will be.
Skip 27:30 to 40:41 to avoid suicide, depression, and general dark shit talk.
Skip to 44:45 to get straight to the Mob Wives talk.