This episode was previously published on the Patreon on December 15, 2022. I’m rerunning this episode because I’m having technical issues this week. I’ll be back next week with a fresh episode.

content warning: murder, domestic abuse, medical abuse, financial abuse, self-harm, sexual assault, necrophilia, suicide

A lot of us have weird moms. And then there’s DeeDee Blanchard. 

This week, we’re talking about Gypsy Rose Blanchard and the murder of her mother. I actually pre-recorded this a few weeks ago so i wouldn’t have to work in December. Thus, I have no idea what I was saying in this episode. I’m pretty sure I mentioned those Party City wigs Gypsy was wearing but that’s more a gut feeling than a memory. 

Anyway…enjoy!

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Iyanla Fix My Life, Season 3, Episode 8

content warning: domestic violence

This week, Princess is talking about Chris Brown. sigh But you can’t talk about Karreuche Tran without Chris Brown and you can’t talk about Iyanla making people crying on her breasts without talking about Karreuche. Let’s get into it.

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Iyanla Fix My Life, Season 1, Episode 14

This week, Princess is ready to talk about Sheree Whitfield’s appearance on Iyanla Fix My Life. This episode delves into RHOA origins, Chateau Sheree, and Bob’s lazy eye. Get into it!

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Iyanla Fix My Life, Season 4, Episode 7

content warning: sexual assault, childhood sexual assault, self harm, suicide

This week, Princess is back back back again to kick off the new season of Bye Pumkin with Marie Holmes, an 188 million dollar lotto winner who let Iyanla cradle her like a baby as she told her then fiancee that him going to prison was stressful. Press play and trust the process.

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Intervention, Season 19, Episode 7

content warning: heavy drug use, domestic abuse, sexual abuse

Ho ho ho. This week, let’s revisit a twist-y, turn-y Intervention episode where they send half the population of Paterson, NJ to rehab. If you’re spending the holidays surrounded by family, at least you’re not in THIS family.

This episode was previously published on the Patreon on September 15th, 2022. I’m rerunning this episode as a part of my winter break. New episodes will resume in the new year.

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content warning: mental illness, hoarding, self-harm, suicide

This week, Princess takes on one of the biggest cold cases of our time–Who killed Be and why did they fuck up that big beautiful home? We also get into hoarding, gentle parenting, and what to do when you find a fossilized rat in your kitchen.

This episode was previously published on the Patreon on September 01, 2022. I’m rerunning this episode as a part of my winter break. New episodes will resume in the new year.

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Hey let’s take a break from Dr. Drew and the patients to talk about my favorite subject: white people in ugly clothes on a boat. The LulaRich documentary came out last week and we have to talk about it. 

This episode was previously published on the Patreon on September 16, 2022. I’m rerunning this episode as a part of my winter break. New episodes will resume in the new year.

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Acrimony

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Shout out to Mandy for sponsoring this episode. If you’d like to sponsor an episode, send an email to hello@byepumkinpodcast.com or message me on Patreon.

This episode was previously published on the Patreon on November 17, 2022. I’m rerunning this episode as a part of my winter break. New episodes will resume in the new year.

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content warning: sexual abuse, emotional abuse, sexual assault, suicide

This week, I want to talk about the second season of The Vow. I give you a basic overview of the docuseries, talk about the stuff they didn’t mention, and then tell you why Nancy Salzman definitely deserved to go to prison right alongside Keith Raniere.

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content warning: sexual assault, sexual assault on a minor, drug use, physical abuse

This week, Naudia (@lovejones90) joins us to talk about the time Toni Braxton and her sisters asked Iylana to fix their lives. Really, it was just an excuse for us to talk about Frankie and Neffie, the Clark Sisters, and whoever else is dead now. Also, Naudia explains the Bible to me.

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content warning: sexual assault, sexual assault on a minor, drug use, physical abuse

This week, David (from Friends of the Countess and many other things) watched a very bad documentary about the Backstreet Boys to help me make a podcast. We talk about everything the doc didn’t, including Lou Pearlman’s many crimes, Brian’s big dick energy, and how a large group of cishet white men can bring the vibes down anywhere.

Shout out to Marisol for sponsoring this episode. If you’d like to sponsor an episode of the podcast, send me a pitch on Patreon or email me at hello@byepumkinpodcast.com.

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The Mother Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition, Season 1, Episode 8

This week, it’s time to say goodbye to season 11 of Bye Pumkin. Let’s do that by watching Natalie yell at her mom and Courtney leave their mom at the door.

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