My 600-LB Life, Season 8, Episode 4

This week, we follow JT, his bad attitude, and his dog, Bella on his weight loss journey. Along the way, we’ll get into some lymphedema talk, a banging taco salad, and whether or not JT met his fiancée three days before he started filming.

My 600-lb Life, Season 2, Episode 1

This week we check in with Zsalynn, a model fat person, and her husband, the worst man on My 600LB Life. Digressions include Sex And The City, Marcus Limonis, and This Is Us.

My 600 LB Life Season 8, Episode 2

Listen, I’m writing this days after I recorded the episode. I don’t know what this episode is about. I don’t know what I said. Hopefully, I didn’t say anything too wild. I’ll have to wait and see.

My 600 LB Life: Season 6, Episode 7

Season 7 of Bye Pumkin is finally here. Let’s kick off this My 600 LB Life journey with Lisa, a woman who can scream, lie, and give you too much information about her sex life. I’ll also get into the ground rules of this season, the ethics of Dr. Now, and whether fat people get fucked.

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Moving Parts

As we gear up for Season 7 of Bye Pumkin, let’s take a little detour over to Trixie Mattel’s compelling documentary, Moving Parts. In this episode, Princess chops it up about Drag Race Allstars Season 3, layered business partnerships, and her complicated feelings about Trixie Mattel herself.

And just like that, it’s time to wrap up season 6 of Bye Pumkin on the Real Housewives of Miami. This week, we get into the reunion of it all, who is still mad, and when to stay in a mama’s place.

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Real Housewives of Miami, Season 2, Episodes 13, 14, and 15

Let’s go to Bimini! This week, we talk behind people’s backs, refuse to look at proof of obvious things, and do shots. Get into it.

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Episode Notes

Princess is back from her forced vacation. This week, we get into the dinner party from hell, visits from all of the parents, and Elaine’s Revenge.

Real Housewives of Miami, Season 2, Episodes 9 and 10

This week, it’s the aftermath of The Slap. Everyone is taking sides and no on remembers what happened because they were all drunk.

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Real Housewives of Miami, Season 2, Episodes 7 and 8 

This week, we get into the slap of the century, Joe Francis’ grossness, and a lot of people fighting in panties.

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Real Housewives of Miami, Season 2, Episodes 5 and 6
This week, everybody hates Karent, Joanna is cooking (badly), and Princess has bullied Kara Berry (from Everybody’s Business But Mine) onto the show.

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